HEALTH is IMPORTANT

my first ever video i made on youtube.. i made it with the help of my friends :)

FACEBOOK

its getting a little bit boring now....

all the games i've played i stopped playing with them

i dont chat with friends on fb anymore..

man!!and the new fb is like boring!!!

i want the old and simple one

please...change it back.....

JOKES!!!!!!

supp people... lately i was'nt blogging cause i was busy finding jokes for my new blog

so here it is!!!!!

BUSY IN HEAVEN

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell-but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge, and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balchoy."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of myapartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony. Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge. But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me. I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into theapartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and St. Peter asked for his story.

"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..."

heheheheh... how was that!!!

here are some your mama jokes

YOUR MAMA!!

your mama so stupid she tried drowning a fish!!!

your momma so stupid when i rang the doorbell she looked in the microwave!

your momma so stupid when i told her the car has no gas she farted at the gas tank!!!

your momma so fat when she goes to the zoo people shouted "WILD ELEPHANT ON THE LOOSE!!!"

your mama so stupid when i say holidays are around the corner she started looking for it!

your momma so skinny when she turned sideways she disappear!!!

hahahhaha...

let me know if you got some jokes or your momma jokes in the comments ok???!!!!

PEACE!!!! :)

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VIDEOS!!!!!!

im back to blogging again!!!!isnt that awesome!!!!!!

usually i dont have the time to do blogging for some reason that i cant tell on my blog....

but who cares!!!!!!!

today in my blog im gona blog bout videos!!!! i love watching videos!!!!at youtube of course....

my favourites are from mysteryguitarman and julian smith!!!!!

heres one of their videos!!!

mysteryguitarman

julian smith

hope you guys enjoyed it!!!!

see ya all in my next blog!!!!!!

PEACE!!!! :)

WEEKENDS!!

sorry because i havent been blogging for a long time cause i can only use the computer during weekends only....(sob sob)

its because my brother use the computer too much

so my mom told us that we can only use the pc during weekends and holidays :'(

so weekends... ahhh... the best day in the whole week!!!

i can go to my friends house...

i can go watch movies....

eat delicious lunch!!!!!!(nyam nyam)

but sometimes i hate weekends...

cause it is also the time for my bro to HOGG the computer!!!

and silat practice!!!!! it is so tiring!!!!

well thats what i want to blog about weekends..

if u have anything to comment about weekends please feel free to do so!!!

PEACE!!!! :)

25 THINGS I HATE ABOUT FACEBOOK

have you ever felt like your pissed to facebook?

its not that i hate facebook ,i love facebook!

its just im pissed to some small things...one of them are...

1.do u know the 25 notes that evry1 is doing on facebook?

thats pretty dumb.

2.poking

i dont know why is this application created... it just makes my notifications look fat!

3."happy birthday" wall post

wow today is my birthday

i wonder if i have a surprise party..OMG

3000 notifications...they all say happy birthday

i have to reply to all of this?!

4.compare people app

compare people app? really?

5.pillow fight requests

press the button to win

if u dont press it in 2 days u'll lose

"press"

wow!that was fun!

6.facebook chat box

i dun hate it but i find it annoying in some way like this

stranger:hey aliff do you remember me from kindergarten?

7.gifts

some1 has sent u a lolipop

wow... what am i going to do with this?

8.abusing status updates

he all have some of your fiends that likes to hog your notifications

9.old people on facebook

like grandparents and stuff... thats weird

there should be an age limit

10.event invites

11.group in vites

like they keep sending you invitations until you confirm them?like this one!

A:dude.. do wanna join my group?

B:no thnx dude

A:dude.. do wanna join my group?

B:no thnx dude

A:dude.. do wanna join my group?

B:I SAID NO!!

A:owh cmon! its a polar bear jumping group!

12.top friends drama

i hate it so much

13.webcam video comments

do u know those awkward video comments...

they shouldnt do it

14.flair

&

15.bumper stickers

16.detail requests

how do you know this person?

who cares?!

17.relative requests

..........

18.bad tagged photos

i hate it when some1 tagg me in an ugly photo that has me in it

i wanna burn it!

19."lost phone" exploitation

invitation from some1 that u dont know and he asks for all his friends phone number

but u dont have to give at them..

20.people you may (not) know

do you where there is a little window right beside your right

there always this one dude that u have a fact that u may know but u dont know

but he just never goes away and he is always right there...

i feel like we all could just add that guy

and the whole side on the window there..

21.creepy ads

im gonna put a side of ducktape so i wont see it in my entire life!

because there is this guy in the advertisement lifting up his shirt and saying

"hey wanna meet some hot singles in your age"

and they said

"put some man on those abs and spreed the love!"

22.threads

you send one comment to a group of people

and

you are notified for the rest of your life!

23.picture shrinkage

do you know when you click on that picture just because you wanna see it bigger

but it just gets smaller?

get rid of that crap!

24.duplicate pictures

if you got more then i picture on your profile....

why?

and last of all

25.face book relationship gossip

i hate it so much

especially you said that your in a relationship with some1 you dont know l

and thats it for my

25

THINGS I HATE ABOUT

FACEBOOK

see ya next time!(dont forget to post a comment!!)

PEACE!!!!!:)